Roasted Brussels Sprouts Taste Like All of Your Dreams Coming True

I can’t stand Brussels Sprouts. Matter of fact, they are a “drop dead” food, meaning that even if the sweetest Nana in the world made me a plate of them, my response would be, “drop dead, I’m not eating that … Continue reading

Nurse Your Candy Hangover With Something Healthy (GASP!)

Snickers, Kitkats, Skittles, Candy corn, all of these little beauties were marched unceremoniously into my mouth by the fistful last night. And while, I’ll never regret the sweet beat down I gave my pancreas last night, I’ve got a mondo … Continue reading

The Michelada: My Go-To Choose for Refreshing Booze

As you read this, I’m somewhere sailing the Mexican Riviera trying to ignore all those documentaries I’ve watched about the Narco Wars in Mexico. I refuse to be at the mercy of cruise ship internet, so I took the liberty of scheduling … Continue reading


Lupe Tortilla is an extremely popular chain of Tex-Mex restaurants throughout the greater Houston area (with a few upstart locations in the Texas Hill Country.) The restaurants are always crowded, and the ambiance is nil, just like a good “hole … Continue reading

Say HOWDY to Our NEWEST Writer: Tater Peelin’ Mama!

It’s a new season, y’all! Saturday, marked the return of Autumn, and what better way to celebrate than with the DEBUT article from our NEWEST guest-poster. Meet Tater Peelin’ Mama! Tater is one smart Mammy. In addition to being supremely … Continue reading

Happy Independence Day, America!

What better way to celebrate than with a super-simple, yet fabulous recipe DIRECTLY FROM MY KITCHEN! This 4th of July, why don’t you be a hero AND celebrate the crippling obesity epidemic with my BANANA PUDDING CASSEROLE! Yes, I call … Continue reading