Stare Into The Face Of A Genius

Picasso, Renoir, Van Gogh…what do these 3 men have in common? They’re a bunch of monkeys slinging paint compared to TRUE ARTIST, Lisa Frank. For those of you who were homeschooled or aren’t Taylor Swift, Lisa Frank is the queen of … Continue reading

Post on Request: Jeff Bridges, A Celebration

Reader Dan won our latest round of caption this, and as with every winner each week, he got to name a topic of his choice, that I would then write and entire post around. Here’s what he sent me… “Jeff … Continue reading

It’s Lover Fo’ Life’s Birthday, Y’all!!!!

Years and years ago on this very day, Lover Fo’ Life was born. Today, let us begin our Day with a Birthday Celebratory post in his honor. I’ve planned the perfect day. It started off with breakfast in (no)bed, he hates … Continue reading

Calling All Wonka Fans: Here’s the Catchiest Thing You’ll Hear All Day

Johnny Depp can take a permanent shower for all I care, because his turn as Candy Master Willy Wonka was unwatchable as far as I’m concerned. Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory, 1971’s flick starring Gene Wilder can do no wrong in my … Continue reading

Nana is my DJ

Club-kids, fancy boys, gutter sluts and party skanks, BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW RULER! Everyone else, grab a can of Ensure, a coupla Metamucil tablets, and join me in embracing old age!!!!!!!! Wika Smytz is a 73-year-old down to party granny who spins records and … Continue reading

Watch a cool video AND earn hipster points (like anyone wants those.)

The band MGMT (a PERSONAL ANGRY BABY FAVORITE!!!) has released their new video for “All We Ever Wanted Was Everything.” The song was originally done by Bauhaus. FYI: Bauhaus is  a rock group from the late 70’s that is widely considered the first Goth band … Continue reading

Classy Folks Take Note: This is How You Do It

If you are looking for the world’s most glamorous and refined creature, you need not look any further. I’ve found her. It was like any other Tuesday at the local Hattiesburg, Mississippi McDonald’s when all of a sudden, a car fireworks … Continue reading

Extremely Inspiring!

Marty McFly, er…Michael J. Fox. Is there any actor out there who is more inspiring? Alex P. Keaton Michael retired from full-time acting over 10 years ago. His reasons for retiring at such a young age were simple, he was suffering … Continue reading

Sharks on a Golf Course!

In a story tailor-made for TUES-THE-EXTREME DAY!!! The Queensland golf course, Carbrook Golf Club has a special feature on the 14th hole water hazard, that makes this place MY NEXT GOLFING DESTINATION! They have LIVE BULLSHARKS LIVING IN THE WATER HAZARD! … Continue reading

Happy Birthday to the King of Grouchy Pepaws!

This is a very special Tues-the-Extreme day to behold! Today is the birthday of America’s “Angry Gramps,” Wilford Brimley. I’m going to just cut to the chase and say this…for a pepaw he’s still got the goods. The ladykillin’ goods. … Continue reading