The Dastardly Deeds of Bushwacker Bill: Episode 2, A New Nope

When we last met, I was telling you all about my Supervillain father, Bushwacker Bill, the Red Terror of the (Disney) World. A man who, while described by many as a “straight arrow,” morphs into a dreadful menace that clips down innocent bystanders and the … Continue reading

The Dastardly Deeds of Bushwacker Bill: Part One, Demon on Wheels

  “Here he Comes, here comes Speed Racer, he’s a demon on wheels. He’s a demon and he’s gonna be chasing after someone…” For you clueless youngsters, Speed Racer was a low-rent cartoon that played before anyone was up on … Continue reading

Magic Band of Idiots

To my friends, family, fellow Disney nuts, and casual spectators, I assure you I had a good time on this vacation, I’ll eventually get around to writing the good memories, but I’m still in my RAGE CAGE, so…you’ll just have … Continue reading

The Day Tom Ford Left Me

My dearest reader, I come to you a weary and wizened Cribsy. A week ago I was a fluffy marshmallow of optimism, and now, yours truly is a tooth-chipping Lucky Charms mallow of cynicism dipped in pure exhaustion. When I last … Continue reading

How To Lose 10 Pounds in 3 Days!!!

What if I told you that you could lose TEN POUNDS in just THREE DAYS? This Easter your hamhocks won’t have to shimmy into that ill-fitting pastel number, because come Sunday, you’ll be down 10 whole pounds!!!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FOLLOW … Continue reading

Field Trip Mom (Alternate Title: Hell is Real)

2 Days a week Angry Baby goes to pre-school. She’s been going for a little over a year, and really enjoys it. Tuesday, her class took a field trip to the local Pumpkin Patch. Because the universe has a great sense … Continue reading

Ship Of Fools

I created grouchymuffin as a venue to discuss and document life with Angry Baby, the meanest infant ever sprung from the loins of a she-bear. As the site took off, I learned a stone cold hard fact about the internet, (particularly grouchymuffin’s readers,) you’re all … Continue reading

Check Minus

When we last met, I left you with a cliffhanger. Angry Baby was set to make her debut Saturday as a flower girl and I promised to return today and give you the play by-play. Well, here I am and I’m … Continue reading

An Old Fashioned Cliff Hanger

When I started this clap-trap hobo parlor of a website almost 2 years ago, it was mainly a coping skill to deal with the stresses of living with a tiny, furious, despot, Angry Baby. In the time since, grouchymuffin has … Continue reading

WHAT!? Speak up, I CAN’T HEAR YOU!

Virgin Atlantic is an airline that obviously has more money than they know what to do with, either that or the person in charge of training is insane. The airline is currently developing an Upper Class Dream Suite that will … Continue reading