No, they aren’t being sued for making kale seem glamorous, trafficking tofu or harboring rich a-holes too good for the Sack N Save. Whole foods and Trader Joe’s are being sued for something far more dastardly and exciting. The two biggest sluts … Continue reading
Benjamin Franklin was a partying and inventing stuff machine. When he wasn’t hanging out with a talking mouse, the true baller of our founding fathers was tearing sh*t up on the runway, Franklin was the natty dresser of the group. Look … Continue reading
If I were to ask you to name the greatest childhood drink mascot, no doubt some silly skanks would say the Nestle Quick Bunny. To you fools I say, “try again.” There’s only one, morbidly obese, red in the face, clearly sloshed man that … Continue reading
Texas is my home and I’m quite fond of it. From delicious Tex-Mex, to our generous gun laws, there’s a vast array of things to love about the Lone Star State. However, one thing that does not warm my heart … Continue reading
Depending on who you believe, Lil Wayne, America’s most famous Gremlin, almost died earlier this month from drinking too many bottles of codine-laced cough syrup, or he didn’t. I don’t know much about the d*ckbag that is Lil Wayne… but with this … Continue reading
Ever seen two chicks fight in a High School Cafeteria? The spectacle is part sad, part thrilling, with often a little hot thrown in. It’s quite a sight to behold. The gal who starts the fisticuffs takes off all her jewelry and … Continue reading
Author’s Note: I’ve been meaning to write this post for a very long time. My Own Private Heck (Starring Daniel Tiger) This week marks the 10 year anniversary of Fred “Mister” Rogers passing. The sweatered old saint has been … Continue reading
For those of you who don’t know, “Hate Watching,” means you tune into a movie, event, concert or television show with the sole goal of displeasure. Inevitably, the joy you get from ridiculing the thing you hate most, provides enough … Continue reading
The 1980′s were a golden time for many things: Children’s Breakfast Cereals, shoulder pads and Ad Slogans. Consider this: “Where’s the beef?, I want my MTV! and I’ve Fallen and I can’t get up!” were all Ad-Slogans birthed during the 80′s. … Continue reading
Even though my sense of humor parallels that of a 14-year-old boy, I’m what you might call, “grown.” I have a mortgage, kid, a ball and chain (just kiddin’ wit ya, L4L!) and real responsibilities. Luckily, the booze and sarcasm help me … Continue reading