Bolton to Love You (Alternate Title: Happy VD, Y’all!)

Happy Valentine’s Day, Lovers! Just in case Hallmark’s secretly implanted microchip hasn’t yet involuntarily propelled your body to the nearest greeting card aisle, TODAY IS EXPENSIVE CARD AND WAXY CHOCOLATE DAY! Of course, I realize that a number of you are: single, … Continue reading

How to Dismantle an American Hero With One Slice of Pie

  Well, HELLO THERE, TURKEYS! Your dearest friend, Cribsy has been recovering from another wonderful trip to the family ranch in Erath County, Texas. If Erath County sounds familiar to you, it’s because that’s where American Sniper Chris Kyle was … Continue reading

Charming Senior Citizens Who DGAF

My birthday is less than a month away. With the blood curdling and brutal chill of today’s weather, I am feeling each and every one of my years on Earth. But you know what? Unlike all the other whiny complaint factories who p*ss … Continue reading

GIMMIE GIMMIE, I NEED: The Jaws Crib

What happens when you’re a new parent and best friends with a set designer who has worked with Lady Gaga and has his own twisted toyline: Toxic Teddies ? You end up with the most kickass crib, ever. Sculptor and all around … Continue reading

Tiny Hamster Thanksgiving (You’re Welcome!)

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!! I have just witnessed the CUTEST THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND I CAN’T STOP WRITING IN ALL CAPS!! TINY HAMSTER THANKSGIVING WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!!!!! THIS VIDEO IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE! The hamster loving miniature masters at HelloDenzien have done … Continue reading

Adorable Kid Costumes That Prove Their Parents Are Winning at Life

Howdy strangers! Why, it’s been a dog’s age since your ol’ pal Cowboy Cribsy decided to get off her duff and write some crap for y’all to read. Things are moving along in these parts, we’re currently knee-deep in Halloween prep, … Continue reading

A Decade In (Alternate Title: Happy Anniversary, L4L!)

Today marks ten years since Lover Fo’ Life and I said “I do” in a crummy Chapel in front of the oldest minister in Las Vegas (who had a coke fingernail, BTW.) In the decade since, we’ve traveled, hysterically laughed every … Continue reading

Precious Re-Imagined Movie Posters

Olaf Cuadras has a knack for digital design. His cartoon-like minimalist style has been sought out for posters by multiple musical acts like Bon Iver, Wilco, Death Cab for Cutie, and a metric ton of other bands that the cashier … Continue reading