Flocking Hilarious: Disneyland Attacked By a Squad of Pooping Geese

Disneyland, icon of wholesome family fun, is watching its reputation go from happiest to crappiest. Between price-hikes, lame refurbishments, and crummy cash-grabs,  Disneyland today would make Walt go full Mr. Spacely. Last week, In perhaps the greatest metaphor for Disney’s … Continue reading

Lace Bermuda Shorts for Dudes are Now a Thing (Alternate Title: Loungerie!)

Last month Romphims, a Kickstarter abomination, hit the feverish internet news cycle. Mercifully, coverage of Romphims quickly peaked, and the horrible onesies for menfolk have all but evaporated from memory. Well, in a move that essentially crowns Summer 2017 as the season of … Continue reading

Wonder WHY!? (Alternate Title: Sit Down Impostor, MAKE WAY FOR THE QUEEN!)

After decades of stalling, allegedly attached stars, and an eternity in rewriting, that hot tramp Wonder Woman is finally about to have her own big budget Hollywood action film debut. Gal Godot is the starlet of the moment who made … Continue reading

Hot Skittles: Coming to a Trash Can Near You

It’s safe to say that (so far) 2017 has been the year of terrible decisions. Even popular culture, our brief respite from the soul-crushing day-to-day machinations of this world, has failed us. Between the Dirty Dancing TV-Movie Reboot, rompers for dudes, … Continue reading

Give Your Mom’s Face a South Korean Vacation

I’ve been a makeup maven since 12, back when I discovered that red lipstick made my beady little blue eyes pop. Over the years, I’ve witnessed every trend, studied thousands of labels, tried everything, and given away more product than you’ll ever buy. It’s … Continue reading

Neck Breaking Regret From The 90’s is Getting a Reboot

Picture it, the 1990’s. Jewel tones, Ace of Base, and chunky platforms were KING, and the world was introduced to a sassy cobbler named Steve Madden. With his devil-may-care approach to physics, Steve Madden (before he went to jail as … Continue reading

This Is What Rock Bottom Looks Like

In these bleak days of geopolitical unrest, one could easily find themselves perpetually bummed out. add the fact that Game of Thrones isn’t premiering until July, and Payless Shoesource just filed for bankruptcy, and it really is tough to muster … Continue reading