Out Of Africa Part 9: Churchin’ It Up

The crystalline Sunday morning brought out a beauty that I thought not possible; all throughout our trip, I found myself agape to Kenya’s breathtaking vistas, but the lush splendor of this new day was something extra special. The breeze encouraged us as we hiked up … Continue reading

Bolton to Love You (Alternate Title: Happy VD, Y’all!)

Happy Valentine’s Day, Lovers! Just in case Hallmark’s secretly implanted microchip hasn’t yet involuntarily propelled your body to the nearest greeting card aisle, TODAY IS EXPENSIVE CARD AND WAXY CHOCOLATE DAY! Of course, I realize that a number of you are: single, … Continue reading

Nowhere to Go But Up

Well, well, well, America, look what you did ya little jerk. After years of enduring internet flame wars, a 24-hour news cycle, and the cancer that is social media, our country is now in a fight for her identity. Y’all, IDGAF about … Continue reading

Out Of Africa Part 8: Margaret and Ayub

“Good morning to my white mother.” “Good morning to my half-black daughter!” Already awakened by the siren call of a full bladder, I did a double take. Looking up from the bunk I saw Gina, a pint sized mom, and … Continue reading

In Rainbows

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, it’s days like today that I’m so proud to live in the greatest country that ever existed in the history of time, I’m talking about Texas, of course. While the other states have perfectly … Continue reading

Limited-less

Oh the places we will go this year, America! While the world waits to see what drama springs forth from our newly formed Banana Republic, 2017 is off to a dubious start. 11 days into the new year, and our beloved country … Continue reading

Say Hello to 2017’s First Anthem (Alternate Title: You’re Welcome)

Once upon a time there was a hilarious, captivating and vainglorious beauty that for half a decade stunk up the internet with toilet humor and accounts of her nefarious dealings. Then the flaming diaper of 2016 happened. That fabled anti-hero … Continue reading