Ranch Dressing in a Keg (Alternate Title: Hidden Valley Retch!)

With Halloween behind us, and showboating Christmas trying to horn in on Thanksgiving’s bounty, companies are already competing for your hard-earned dollars. From gift cards, to limited edition whatnot, it seems like every brand of anything is gearing up to … Continue reading

Halloween 2017: Trick or Tramp

IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR; Cooler weather, pumpkin spice flavored everything, and HALLOWEEN! Happy fall, Y’ALL! One of my favorite yearly traditions is to scour the interwebs for this year’s new “sexy” Halloween costumes. If there’s one … Continue reading

Bloody Gross (Alternate Title: Nailed It!)

Saturday, Love Fo’ Life and I are heading back to Kenya for what is sure to be an awe-inspiring trip. Like last summer, we will be heading up into the mountains to deliver supplies and much-needed love to the children … Continue reading

Nana News Alert: QVC Has Purchased Home Shopping Network

Coke vs Pepsi Apple vs Android Harriet Carter Vs. Lillian Vernon All are examples of storied business rivals, and while the winners are clear (Coke, Android, and Harriet Carter, durrr), each has their particular camp with a clear line drawn … Continue reading

Swiminist Suits that Provide Equal Opportunity WTF

Summer 2017 has quickly established itself as the summer of WTF fashion, especially for the menfolk. Between rompHIMs, lace shorts, and Ken Doll man-buns, the boys have provided lotsa laffs for our collective internet community. But what about the ladies, … Continue reading

Flocking Hilarious: Disneyland Attacked By a Squad of Pooping Geese

Disneyland, icon of wholesome family fun, is watching its reputation go from happiest to crappiest. Between price-hikes, lame refurbishments, and crummy cash-grabs, ¬†Disneyland today would make Walt go full Mr. Spacely. Last week, In perhaps the greatest metaphor for Disney’s … Continue reading