Hot Skittles: Coming to a Trash Can Near You

It’s safe to say that (so far) 2017 has been the year of terrible decisions. Even popular culture, our brief respite from the soul-crushing day-to-day machinations of this world, has failed us. Between the Dirty Dancing TV-Movie Reboot, rompers for dudes, … Continue reading

Give Your Mom’s Face a South Korean Vacation

I’ve been a makeup maven since 12, back when I discovered that red lipstick made my beady little blue eyes pop. Over the years, I’ve witnessed every trend, studied thousands of labels, tried everything, and given away more product than you’ll ever buy. It’s … Continue reading

Neck Breaking Regret From The 90’s is Getting a Reboot

Picture it, the 1990’s. Jewel tones, Ace of Base, and chunky platforms were KING, and the world was introduced to a sassy cobbler named Steve Madden. With his devil-may-care approach to physics, Steve Madden (before he went to jail as … Continue reading

This Is What Rock Bottom Looks Like

In these bleak days of geopolitical unrest, one could easily find themselves perpetually bummed out. add the fact that Game of Thrones isn’t premiering until July, and Payless Shoesource just filed for bankruptcy, and it really is tough to muster … Continue reading

Walt Disney World’s Finest (Alternate Title: Choke on it, Haters!)

A Michigan woman was arrested Wednesday night for choking a teenager at Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom. Tabbatha Mature was vacationing with her family and patiently awaiting the nightly firework show, when she got into it with a teenager that … Continue reading

Horsin’ Around Taco Bell

A man rode his horse to Taco Bell and that’s not a punchline for a joke. Saturday night, Riverside California first responders received a call for help from an owner of a horse who fell into a hole on the way … Continue reading

A Pirate Looks At 70

Jimmy Buffett, one of the world’s richest musicians and America’s original Captain Jack Sparrow, turned 70 years old this past Christmas. Less than 3 months after his birthday, the Dad-rock icon dazzled his aging original fan base with a big announcement. … Continue reading