Kenya Believe It’s Already Time Again!?

Well America, it’s been real. While I love my homeland and particularly, the family and friends that reside within her, I’m kicking rocks and peacing out tomorrow. Where am I going? To my heart’s home in the Kenyan mountains, of … Continue reading

10 Valentine’s Gifts That Will Get You Laid (In a Casket.)

Ah February, the shortest month of the year that sticks around long enough to goad people into forced displays of true lurve. It’s VALENTINE’S SEASON, Y’ALL! In these hateful, fighty, argumentative times, I think it’s important that we all embrace … Continue reading

A Leader We All Need Right Now

Well guys, we’ve almost made it through the first month of 2018. If January is a tell for the rest of 2018, you tramps better strap in and hold on. Me too moments, congressional tittybaby slap fights, and the tide … Continue reading

Sleazin’ Greetings!

Hello there my dearest readers! It’s your negligent and half-witted pal Cribsy, dropping back in to plop some steaming nonsense down your chimneys! With Christmas less than a week away, and Hanukkah ending tomorrow, it’s safe to say that we’re … Continue reading

Ranch Dressing in a Keg (Alternate Title: Hidden Valley Retch!)

With Halloween behind us, and showboating Christmas trying to horn in on Thanksgiving’s bounty, companies are already competing for your hard-earned dollars. From gift cards, to limited edition whatnot, it seems like every brand of anything is gearing up to … Continue reading

Halloween 2017: Trick or Tramp

IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR; Cooler weather, pumpkin spice flavored everything, and HALLOWEEN! Happy fall, Y’ALL! One of my favorite yearly traditions is to scour the interwebs for this year’s new “sexy” Halloween costumes. If there’s one … Continue reading