Almost 2 weeks ago, Angry Baby had a seizure. In the midst of the WORST STOMACH FLU in the history of ever, I feebly typed out the saga for all to read, in a post called “Hell Week.” As promised, … Continue reading
Hello old friend. While it has only been 4 days since I last sat down before you to crack wise and make cat calls, I stand before you today a completely different person, but I’m getting ahead of myself. Allow me … Continue reading
Hi, my name is the Crib Keeper. You may remember me from previous writings and long-winded fart jokes that have appeared on this very website. I’ve been absent from our realm of the absurd for a few days, but I … Continue reading
Karen Huff Klein is a 69-year-old widow who works as a bus monitor in a New York suburb called, Greece, for a yearly salary of $15,000. Karen can’t afford to retire, as a widowed senior citizen she relies on her paycheck. … Continue reading
When we last spoke, I was fresh with the glow of reunited love. Lover Fo’ Life returned from his business trip abroad and we were beginning to settle in the new house. What I didn’t know is that Angry Baby … Continue reading
Yesterday I recounted my tale of thwarting a home invasion. I explained that a group of 3 or 4 older teen thugs attempted to enter my home at nearly 2:00am last Thursday while Angry Baby slept and I happened to be … Continue reading
99% of the time, this clap-trap chuckle hut is a real joke a thon. Every now and then, because this IS a personal blog and ol’ Cribsy DOES have actual issues, I write a serious post. One that is a … Continue reading
Greetings Friday revelers, I’m in the midst of lugging, hauling and moving all of my belongings into our new house. Yours truly is covered in an inch of dirt and is beginning to smell like a men’s locker room. I ’ve got quite a harrowing tale of … Continue reading
Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages, welcome to my ongoing series entitled “Afterschool Special.” Seeing as I haven’t done one of these babies in MONTHS, Imma re-explain the series for all you newbies and potheads who forgot. 99% … Continue reading
Hello there, I didn’t see you come in! You’ll have to excuse me, I’m getting settled into my new cubical here at ROCK BOTTOM. Today, my senses were violated in every way possible, and I’ve hit my all time limit … Continue reading