Meet The Crib Keeper!

So good of you to join us.

I write about the interesting or cringe-inspiring and have a gang of talented writer pals that I post and spotlight from time to time. Basically, this blog is a time-wasting journey into the absurd.

A word of note: My site is sprinkled with a generous heap of sarcasm, if you are easily offended, the internet is filled with other clover-covered  meadows you can frolic in. LEAVE NOW.

Your Pal,

-The Crib Keeper


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Meet The Crib Keeper! — 7 Comments

  1. Great site! You are so funny!! You really have a great sense of humor and seem to have your wits about you for having a baby. It took me about four years to be able to form a complete sentence!

    • Thank you, thank you, thank you! But I am bowing down to you my dear! I’ve subscribed to your blog, and I’m also going to throw tons o’ link love yer way! Thanks again for stopping by!

  2. I’ve only read one article and the welcome page, but I’m 110% positive that I would be more sarcasticly witty and heaps more lovable as the Crib Keeper than the current CK. 🙂

    • I’m 110% positive that your babydaddy would be pissed if he knew you were reading this website and not keeping lookout over the crack stash. If you were really intelligent, you wouldn’t make a judgement based on such a small sampling.

    • Not to mention the whole spelling thing. Sarcasticly, really?

      I’m 110% sure I would try to gouge my eyes out if I read a blog written by you. If you want to write, learn to spell, and ditch the smileys, what is this, seventh grade?

  3. Loved the post about Kitty. I haven’t been to visit so she can get good rest. She is a very dear friend and I am glad to hear her good news. Love your blog. Check out one of mine: OR

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