Flocking Hilarious: Disneyland Attacked By a Squad of Pooping Geese

Disneyland, icon of wholesome family fun, is watching its reputation go from happiest to crappiest. Between price-hikes, lame refurbishments, and crummy cash-grabs,  Disneyland today would make Walt go full Mr. Spacely. Last week, In perhaps the greatest metaphor for Disney’s … Continue reading

Lace Bermuda Shorts for Dudes are Now a Thing (Alternate Title: Loungerie!)

Last month Romphims, a Kickstarter abomination, hit the feverish internet news cycle. Mercifully, coverage of Romphims quickly peaked, and the horrible onesies for menfolk have all but evaporated from memory. Well, in a move that essentially crowns Summer 2017 as the season of … Continue reading