Neck Breaking Regret From The 90’s is Getting a Reboot

Picture it, the 1990’s. Jewel tones, Ace of Base, and chunky platforms were KING, and the world was introduced to a sassy cobbler named Steve Madden. With his devil-may-care approach to physics, Steve Madden (before he went to jail as … Continue reading

This Is What Rock Bottom Looks Like

In these bleak days of geopolitical unrest, one could easily find themselves perpetually bummed out. add the fact that Game of Thrones isn’t premiering until July, and Payless Shoesource just filed for bankruptcy, and it really is tough to muster … Continue reading

Walt Disney World’s Finest (Alternate Title: Choke on it, Haters!)

A Michigan woman was arrested Wednesday night for choking a teenager at Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom. Tabbatha Mature was vacationing with her family and patiently awaiting the nightly firework show, when she got into it with a teenager that … Continue reading

Horsin’ Around Taco Bell

A man rode his┬áhorse to Taco Bell and that’s not a punchline for a joke. Saturday night, Riverside California first responders received a call for help from an owner of a horse who fell into a hole on the way … Continue reading