Always Look Back

Angry Baby turns 5 today While the weekend promises to be filled with giggles and bubblegum (more on that later) I find myself wistfully looking back.

In the beginning, there was fire.

In the beginning, there was fire.

5 years rocking Mom Genes, and every moment has been reflected upon in these past few weeks, I’ll expound on the topic Monday. (YES, I’m back to regular posting, and NO, I don’t plan on any further hiatuses.)

Today my friends, is a reminder that looking back and reflecting on things is a worthwhile and important endeavor. Sure, your exes probably disagree, but for the most part, it’s often good to review and revisit. Don’t fret, this post isn’t a navel-gazing, “what I’ve learned,” essay on the absurdity of raising a kid for half of a decade. Nope, this one’s all about inappropriate photo fails! Why, I’m sure everyone in these following pictures wishes that they had looked back, or at least checked the backgrounds out prior to taking these photos AKA moments frozen in time.

Is there anything funnier than a photobomb? Sure, people falling, tiny cowboy hats, and pie-fights are right up there on the chuckle meter, but there’s something irresistibly hilarious about a photo fail. That’s why when I came across these LOL snapshots, I had to share them with you. So skip out on productivity a sec, and let me pour you a steaming cup of fresh laffs.

First Up, these two sluts are showing this lady what’s up:

Lass up, face down.

Lass up, face down.

How’s about this fine bouquet of fake flowers, why they compliment the fake dong in the background!

Um...

Um…

 

The treasure of feminine charm with her hand down her pants really classes the picture up, she looks like a PARTY!

Diggin' for treasure!

Diggin’ for treasure!

 

Your Mom and Dad SO DON’T APPROVE of the scantily clad skank slutting it up on the beach!

Not amused.

Not amused.

 

HEY Y’ALL, we’ve found WALDO!!!

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Looks like this guy is a tiny jockey, riding a lady as a horse…

Giddy up!!!

Giddy up!!!

 

All those hot chicks, and the hottest b*tch on the beach upstaged them!!!

WERK!!!

WERK!!!

 

Grandma had a lot of questions to answer once the grandkid saw this one:

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Friendly Tip: Make sure to close out your porn-surfing tab before you take a victory lap.

A toast to humiliation!

A toast to humiliation!

 

You won’t be able to unsee this next picture:

 

MY EYES!

THOSE TOES, MY EYES!

 

Something tells me our pal here is JUST FINE with this picture:

Feelin' free.

Feelin’ free.

 

This isn’t a background shot issue, but I felt it fitting to include it…

Girl, I feel the same way.

Girl, I feel the same way.

 

Little lady in this Mommy McJugs selfie has the right idea.

My thoughts exactly!

My thoughts exactly!

 

Up next is some good ol’ wholesome family fishin’ fun:

Field and Stream (and stream.)

Field and Stream (and stream.)

 

What is Jesus doing to that cow!?

WIJDTTD!?

WIJDTTC!?

 

This is what happens when you have Instagram in the front…

Grouchymuffin readers in the back.

…and Grouchymuffin readers in the back.

 

That moment you’d rather have 7 years of bad luck than have the social network see your Pop’s unmentionables:

#dadbod

#dadbod

 

And finally, my favorite of the entire lot, nothing like a big phallus photo phail!

Nothing like a Mother Nature photobomb complete with accent lighting.)

Gotta love a Mother Nature photobomb (complete with accent lighting.)

 

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Always Look Back — 2 Comments

  1. One day I will learn to look away when I read the words, “you cannot unsee this…” from you. OMFG, WTH?! Nightmare material right there.

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