In case you haven’t been paying attention, it’s hot as a crotch out there. I can hear you jackals now, “Durrr duh, it’s August you dumb dummy.”
Yes, we’re in the cruel and prolonged death throes of the Summer season. Oh sure, it’ll be hot as balls here through October, but back to school time is a mere saint’s whisper away. School supplies are currently taking up all the best shelves in Target while teachers suffer through hours of mind-numbing inservice silently lamenting, “where did the time go?”
Just because it’s a zillion degrees and “swamp nuts” is the prevailing scent at every public place, doesn’t mean you can’t cool off for a moment enjoying some breezy eye-candy, hand knitted just for you by ME, your loyal and leering curator.
So shirk that responsibility for a bit, and get ready to fall in love! Without further adieu, I give you HOT CROTCHES IN HOT CROCHET!
First up, Tip o’ the mushroom tip to ya!
This next one proves: THERE’S ALWAYS POTENTIAL FOR A MOVIE TIE-IN
For many of you football fanatics out there, this is the natural progression of things.
Will you be read for a Dongbie Appocalypse?
The truth? That banana is straight up adorable! (Not the best thing to say to a peen though!)
Oh to be a stripe of mustard on that well-packaged, package!
And my personal favorite, for all my fellow POLE SMOKERS!
Too shy to ask your aunt Hattie to make one? You can buy all of these lovelies starting at 20.00 HERE on Etsy. Oh Etsy, DON’T EVER CHANGE!