Happy St. Patrick’s Day (AKA Christmas For Drunks)

Top O’ the mornin’ to ya beloved readers! Today is St. Paddy’s day, and while I couldn’t give 2 sh*ts about the color green, I’m aware that several of you sluts are going to get royally hammered today, so I thought I would acknowledge the occasion.

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In honor of the faux holiday, I’ve decided to muster up some hilarious fails, let’s just call them the unluck of the Irish.

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Good Riddance

 

Here’s a young fellow with “WINNER” written all over his urine soaked pants!

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Ladies, I’m pretty sure he’s still single!

 

 

There’s too much class for this ass to stay covered.

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Wild Irish Rose

 

 

Here’s a kid who’s got it all figured out!

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Un-Lucky Charms

 

 

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Here’s a Mom who took her kids to one of those Painting With a Twist places. Spoiler alert, the “twist” is that the painting is of a big green ween!

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There’s not enough wine in the world to lure me into one of these places!

 

 

SEXY LEPRECHAUN ALERT!!!!

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Bite it!

 

 

While on the subject of Sexy leprechauns, here’s Will Ferrell in one of his greatest appearances on Late Night with Conan O’Brien. Even after all these years, his dance still entrances!

In closing, that old Queen St. Patrick may have taken care of Ireland’s snakes, but if he were still alive today, he’d tell you to wrap your shillelagh, and avoid green beer unless you want your dumps to follow suit.

Gurl please!

Gurl please!


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