Shirt Just Got Real

My birthday is less than one week away, now I’m not asking you tricks to throw me a party, or send me free Valtrex in the mail, I’m merely letting you know because I’m a narcissist and want you to fawn all over me. Yours truly is in the process of combining a list of potential birthday gifts you can pretend to purchase for me, don’t worry, there will be plenty of suggestions to go around!

Besides, there’s always jewelry: 

 

Pure class and glamour.

Pure class and glamour.

 

OR a Mani-Pedi: 

 

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But today isn’t about buying me phallic jewelry and handjobs for my big day, nope…it’s about a big ol’ pile of shirts that I’ve come across on the interwebs. Shirts that NEED you to chuckle at them. Some are huge design mistakes and others are huge fashion mistakes, regardless of the crime, they ALL are worth your time. Enjoy!

 

Here’s a classic case of bad graphic design, the shirt is supposed to say “Levis,” but comes off looking more like, peen:

 

PENIS!

PENIS!

 

Here’s an example of AWESOME GRAPHIC DESIGN: 

 

GET IT, BOI!

GET IT, BOI!

 

The dreaded shirt wrinkle strikes again: 

 

Up for anything.

Up for anything.

 

Sometimes you just need a shirt to give you a little direction. 

 

Not enough beer in the world.

Not enough beer in the world.

 

Knock-offs are great, no one can tell the difference! 

 

Lost in translation.

Lost in translation.

 

Not a joke: I saw about 40 of these classy numbers on my CRUISE FROM HELL.

 

Mesmerizing!

Mesmerizing!

 

Here’s a radical dude in the 1980’s whose homemade snarky shirt is a radical dud:

 

Kenny Powers, the early years.

Kenny Powers, the early years.

 

Friendly Tip: Don’t pose with your Nana while wearing SUCH AWESOME THREADS:

 

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And finally, the greatest shirt in the history of everything! What happens when you get overly creative with your graphic/font choices? PURE JAZZY MAGIC!

Note: this is for a group called the JAZZ Addicts. 

 

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Shirt Just Got Real — 5 Comments

  1. I want to believe you on that last shirt….but look at the guy. What’s that supposed to be? Don’t try to convince me that’s a malformed saxophone. I say his endowment rivals an Ivy League school.

  2. OMGOMGOMGOMG! I know it’s your birthday but I NEED that peen charm! Best thing ever. I’ll bet I could wear it all day at work and not one person would notice.

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