My birthday is less than one week away, now I’m not asking you tricks to throw me a party, or send me free Valtrex in the mail, I’m merely letting you know because I’m a narcissist and want you to fawn all over me. Yours truly is in the process of combining a list of potential birthday gifts you can pretend to purchase for me, don’t worry, there will be plenty of suggestions to go around!
Besides, there’s always jewelry:
OR a Mani-Pedi:
But today isn’t about buying me phallic jewelry and handjobs for my big day, nope…it’s about a big ol’ pile of shirts that I’ve come across on the interwebs. Shirts that NEED you to chuckle at them. Some are huge design mistakes and others are huge fashion mistakes, regardless of the crime, they ALL are worth your time. Enjoy!
Here’s a classic case of bad graphic design, the shirt is supposed to say “Levis,” but comes off looking more like, peen:
Here’s an example of AWESOME GRAPHIC DESIGN:
The dreaded shirt wrinkle strikes again:
Sometimes you just need a shirt to give you a little direction.
Knock-offs are great, no one can tell the difference!
Not a joke: I saw about 40 of these classy numbers on my CRUISE FROM HELL.
Here’s a radical dude in the 1980’s whose homemade snarky shirt is a radical dud:
Friendly Tip: Don’t pose with your Nana while wearing SUCH AWESOME THREADS:
And finally, the greatest shirt in the history of everything! What happens when you get overly creative with your graphic/font choices? PURE JAZZY MAGIC!
Note: this is for a group called the JAZZ Addicts.