Why, it’s been a dog’s age since your ol’ pal Cowboy Cribsy decided to get off her duff and write some crap for y’all to read. Things are moving along in these parts, we’re currently knee-deep in Halloween prep, and I’m looking forward to the BIG NIGHT. In the sprit of Halloween on Friday, I’ve decided to run my annual post containing all the cutest kid costumes the internet has brought to my attention. Yeah, I know you sluts are long overdue a blog entry about what’s doing in my life, and when I’m not being lazy, I’ll get right on it.
Until then, enjoy kiddos so cute, your ovaries will ache…and if you don’t have ovaries, you’ll instantly sprout a pair.
First up: It’s a little lumberjack, SAWING LOGS!
How about a fluffy flamingo?
Baby Steve Urkel!
Here’s a hungry Elvis:
A living ballerina jewelry box:
What a CUTIE!
The REAL Baby Einstein:
Then there are SEVERAL dolls to squeal over:
AND ONE DOLL TO MAKE YOU SCREAM, check out a DEAD-on CHUCKY DOLL!!!
The Dude Approves of this one:
Purple Rain Prince!
The Littlest Viking:
Baby Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!!!
Old Lady Baby:
Tiny Baby Burrito!!!
Little Monopoly Guy:
A Tisket a Tasket tiny Triscuit in a Basket:
Baby Ziggy Stardust:
Harry Potter fans will instantly recognize DOBBY!!!
Here’s one that’s TOADally awesome:
Finally, my favorite of the bunch: BABY SOPHIA PETRILLO FROM TV’S THE GOLDEN GIRLS!!!!!
That cottonball wig is hands-down the best thing the internet has ever given me.
(Thanks Lannas and Kathy!)