Most Expensive Car Vandalized (With What We’re All Thinking)

The Bugatti Veyron supercar is the world’s most expensive production car and with a staggering 2.5 million dollar price tag, it should come as no surprise that the car commands attention. This particular car was parked on a Seattle street when a dirty hipster (mere speculation on my part) put down their can of Pabst Blue Ribbon and decided to spray paint a big ol’ weenie on it. The artwork has lowered the car’s value by ONE MILLION DOLLARS, making it the world’s most expensive act of vandalism.

Sportin' some hood wood.

Sportin’ some hood wood.

While I’m totally opposed to anything I own getting f*cked off by some snarky jerk, I’m all about this vandal’s hilarious social commentary. Prick-caso has said what we all say anytime one of these newfangled more than your mortgage cars whizzes by us on the highway,”Dick.”

Oh sure, we all have our hobbies and indulgences in life, but I’m sorry, super expensive cars are so not where it’s at. If you’re driving a car worth millions chances are:

1. You are a member of the lucky by birth inheritance club.

2. You’re a mid-level drug Lord.


3. You have more money than brain cells.

Girl, no one likes a show off.

Girl, no one likes a show off.

We get it Richie Rich, you sh*t gold bricks and wipe your butt cheeks with $100 bills, no need to dangle your diamond dingleberries in our faces.

The truth of the matter is, this asshat could have built a zillion clean water wells in a myriad of developing nations. But no, instead of making the world a better place, money bags decided to piss away 2.5 million on a car 98% of the world has never even heard of. What a huge schlong. 

Speaking of, with a massive spray painted peen on the hood, something tells me it will not be HARD to catch this car RIDIN’ DIRTY!






Most Expensive Car Vandalized (With What We’re All Thinking) — 5 Comments

  1. Haha! Yes! As soon as I saw the photo I knew I would read the word “peen”. I giggle every time.
    “Hey DICK, Ace and Gary called and they want their PEEN-mobile back!”

  2. Plot Twist: Its Bill Gate’s car and he already has saved millions of lives in the 3rd world.

    Just kidding…this guy is a douche.

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