Glazed and Confused: Super Creepy Ceramic Sculptures

 

Danish sculptor Maria Rubinke has a talent with pottery, creating intricate pieces that rival some of the finest ceramic works in the world. But your rich aunt Lucretia won’t be collecting any of Maria’s artwork anytime soon because Ms. Rubinke also makes her masterpieces creepy as HELL. In the wee hours of the morning, I came across Maria’s work (and never went back to sleep.) Now, I’m happy to share all this “WTF!?” with you, HAPPY MONDAY, YA MISERABLE PUKES!

 

Let’s start off with something tame:  A Pig’s head, mounted with a hot dog in it’s mouth.

Hot Dog!

Hot Dog!

 

Now on to darker stuff, here’s a girl getting her first period. Trust me y’all, it’s only going to get weirder from here on out. 

Go with the flow.

Go with the flow.

 

 

Someone was on the chopping block! 

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Here’s some good old fashioned pull-toy torture. 

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Babycakes. 

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Why so creepy? 

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Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. 

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Something tells me that your Nana doesn’t want this in her angel display cabinet. 

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Fetch the Tylenol dear, my head is absolutely splitting. 

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Put a bird in it. 

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Pour one out for your homies. 

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And finally, the reason you will sleep with the lights on tonight: 

 

Fins up!

Fins up!

 

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