Misspelled Words Give Whole New Meaning To These Kid Notes

You’ve gotta admire the beguiling innocence of youth. Sure, children are just an angel’s fart away from being tweens who then turn into demonic teens, but for those few short years of childhood, the kids are sweet and unspoiled by the perversity of growing older. Or are they?

Ball playing, tale as old as time.

Ball playing, tale as old as time.

 

You see, it’s the unvarnished hand of childhood that created the following notes and drawings. While the intentions in these LOLtastic correspondences were the purest of pure, youth’s poor command of spelling has provided endless fodder for sickos like you and I, ENJOY!

 

First up is a picture that I’ve been LOLZing at for roughly 2 weeks. I’ve been too busy buzzing with laugust (a combo of laughter and disgust) to share until now (the word is supposed to be PEACE):

No wonder is best friend is a Woody.

No wonder his best friend is a Woody.

Next, we’ve got a woman who is the next coming of Heisenberg. Paging Jesse Pinkman! 

 

Mr. White

Is she also wearing a cat shirt? YAAAAAAAS!

Then you’ve got sweet little Timmy saying goodbye to his HOUSE. (As a life-long HOE, this sweetness made me tear up.) 

We'll miss you too.

We’ll miss you too.

 

This B-Day card was made for a guy named KURT. My guess is after the unfortunate misspelling of his name, Kurt DID NOT have a “Happy Birthday.” 

 

Oh my!

Oh my!

This kid knows what they like (the word is supposed to be PENCILS): 

Don't we ALL!?

Don’t we ALL!?

 

Looks like “Mrs. K,” was spitting Eminem raps, or was she… 

Still better than 99% of Eminem's lyrics.

Still better than 99% of Eminem’s lyrics.

What a difference an “O” makes: 

The "hat" sets the whole thing off.

The “hat” makes the picture.

And another great “cook,” perhaps these two should get together and have a co*k off. 

Nana, is that you!?

Nana, is that you!?

 

Ever wonder why elephants are so slutty? Maybe it’s all those PEANUTS: 

MEEEEEE TOOO!

MEEEEEE TOOO!

 

Tights just got A LOT cooler: 

Nice t*ts, er...TIGHTS!

Nice t*ts, er…TIGHTS!

Of course, nothing beats going to the beach: 

Funny, I call all my friends beaches.

Funny, I call all my friends beaches.

And finally, this Virgina misspell made me laff so hard, I saw STARS! 

The kid's getting started early, but I admire his honesty.

The kid’s getting started early, but I admire his honesty.

 

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Misspelled Words Give Whole New Meaning To These Kid Notes — 3 Comments

  1. Um, I’ll pass on Buzz’s pies…and I think that the kid who likes hard penis also drew a big pink ass 🙂 LOVE HER!

  2. Is it just me or are a lot of these kids also very phallus obsessed and Freudian with their illustrations of their prose?

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