You’ve gotta admire the beguiling innocence of youth. Sure, children are just an angel’s fart away from being tweens who then turn into demonic teens, but for those few short years of childhood, the kids are sweet and unspoiled by the perversity of growing older. Or are they?
You see, it’s the unvarnished hand of childhood that created the following notes and drawings. While the intentions in these LOLtastic correspondences were the purest of pure, youth’s poor command of spelling has provided endless fodder for sickos like you and I, ENJOY!
First up is a picture that I’ve been LOLZing at for roughly 2 weeks. I’ve been too busy buzzing with laugust (a combo of laughter and disgust) to share until now (the word is supposed to be PEACE):
Next, we’ve got a woman who is the next coming of Heisenberg. Paging Jesse Pinkman!
Then you’ve got sweet little Timmy saying goodbye to his HOUSE. (As a life-long HOE, this sweetness made me tear up.)
This B-Day card was made for a guy named KURT. My guess is after the unfortunate misspelling of his name, Kurt DID NOT have a “Happy Birthday.”
This kid knows what they like (the word is supposed to be PENCILS):
Looks like “Mrs. K,” was spitting Eminem raps, or was she…
What a difference an “O” makes:
And another great “cook,” perhaps these two should get together and have a co*k off.
Ever wonder why elephants are so slutty? Maybe it’s all those PEANUTS:
Tights just got A LOT cooler:
Of course, nothing beats going to the beach:
And finally, this Virgina misspell made me laff so hard, I saw STARS!