We’re in the midst of BEACH SEASON, y’all! Knockouts in swimsuits abound. Be it in a one or two piece, string bikini or hot pants, Summer treats the eyes to plenty of glamorous gals in barely there beachwear.
But what about the menfolk? Sadly, the pickens is slim.
Why are male sexy swim options limited to speedos and sleazy string pouches? Let’s face it, ladies and fancy lads deserve a little eye-candy too.
Thankfully, there’s a new beauty straight from France designed to get dudes all of the attention when they hit the sandy slut-strut.
It’s a male thong that cradles the crotch while being slung over one hip, and delights the world with its body-baring beauty.
Say hello to the STRING LATÉRAL FLASH!!!
While the name STRING LATÉRAL FLASH, sounds fancy, it doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue. From here on out, let’s refer to it as the Dong Thong.
Dong Thong has been flopping around Europe since last summer, so the US needs to catch up.
I say we start dropping care packages full of these sausage stuffers all over American beaches!USA!USA!USA!
YOU KNOW what the roll-out theme song HAS to be: