An 86-year-old Granny is winning Twitter and spanking you in the cool points department. Might as well pack it up, and quit the internets forever, because we’ll never be as fantastical as “Baddie Winkle,”
She was born in 1928 and has been “Stealing your man ever since.” Winkle is a tie-dye wearing hipster who enjoys the finer things in life: Rainbows, getting “Turnt,” and smoking giant blunts of weed. In short, she’s everything we want to be when we grow up.
Here are just some of her more recent tweets:
“Why Twerk When You Can Hula Hoop?”
“Peace to all”
“On My way to steal your man.”
“Trying to live a little longer.”
“Y’all need Jesus.”
“Having dinner at Hooters, what a babe!”
“Winking at all you cute boys.”
“Praying for the basics.” If you don’t know what a “basic” is (Mom), here’s an explanation.
“Having a sunshiny day.”
Fun Fact: her “Favorite” Great-Granddaughter is helping Baddie run her very own Etsy Shop!
As usual, I saved my favorite for last..
“Life Alert: Caught the feels.”