Bad Grandma is Living the Good Life

An 86-year-old Granny is winning Twitter and spanking you in the cool points department. Might as well pack it up, and quit the internets forever, because we’ll never be as fantastical as “Baddie Winkle,”

She was born in 1928 and has been “Stealing your man ever since.” Winkle is a tie-dye wearing hipster who enjoys the finer things in life: Rainbows, getting “Turnt,” and smoking giant blunts of weed. In short, she’s everything we want to be when we grow up.

Do yourself a favor and follow @Baddie Winkle

Here are just some of her more recent tweets:

 

“Why Twerk When You Can Hula Hoop?”

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Words to live by!

 

“Peace to all”

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At 86, technically she’s an ALMOST 90’s Child

 

 

“On My way to steal your man.”

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PERFECTION!

 

“Trying to live a little longer.”

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Showing Miley how taking drugs and sticking out your tongue is done.

 

 

“Straight Up.”

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Word.

 

 

“Y’all need Jesus.”

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“Chillin”

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Finally, a selfie worth taking.

 

“Having dinner at Hooters, what a babe!”

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Fried pickles on the table = Doin’ it right.

 

“Stayin’ Rad.”

The donut socks set it off!

The donut socks set it off!

 

“Winking at all you cute boys.”

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Get it gurl!

 

“Praying for the basics.” If you don’t know what a “basic” is (Mom), here’s an explanation.

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Amenz!

 

“Having a sunshiny day.”

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LOL @ the smiley face weed leaf.

 

Fun Fact: her “Favorite” Great-Granddaughter is helping Baddie run her very own Etsy Shop!

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2 gorgeous gals!

 

 

As usual, I saved my favorite for last..

 

“Life Alert: Caught the feels.”

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Help- I’m laughing, and I can’t get up!

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