Happy weekend, you filthy tramps! Because I’ve got an easter egg hunt in the morning followed by a wholesome family outing to the museum, tonight my trashy ass is having to live it up like a hobo in a bubble bath. I’m chugging cucumber vodka and leering at poor L4L like he was a steak dinner.
Maybe it’s because I become extra grabby when I’ve got the drunks, or perhaps I’ve been listening to my embarrassing Disney Spotify station a bit much lately, but when I came across this set of gender-swapped Disney Characters, I just had to share them with you beautiful busted messes, AKA the greatest readers in the WOOOORLD!!!
Sakimi Chan decided to answer the question: What if you swapped the gender of some of the world’s most well-known cartoons? The result is outstanding.
If these photos don’t do something for you in your swimsuit region you’re either…
1. A Ken doll, with an amalgamation of plastic for privates.
Everyone else, dim the lights, put on the Main Street Electrical Parade soundtrack, and ENJOY drunk-drooling over these hotties!
First up, The Nightmare Before Christmas:
Possibly the most LOLZ-riffic of the group, Beauty and his beastly girlfriend:
And by far my favorite, the exquisite Cruella DeVil reimagined as a b*tchy glam-God straight from an old International Male Catalog’s deepest fantasy: