Honk if You Hate Vanity License Plates

Vanity license plates.

Is there a better way to tell everyone on the road that you’re a huge buttmunch? Perhaps. But, vanity plates are a FAST and efficient way to let the world know that you’re either…

1. A teen-aged girl.

or

2. A nitwit.

I used to work with a woman in her 40’s who once spent an entire work day trying to come up with creative ways to spell princess on her vanity plate application form (because all the obvious spellings had been taken.) After hours of debate between our staff, she settled on “PRYNCESS.”

I’m not saying she was a dumb dummy, or that you and I are better than a GROWN WOMAN WHO INSISTED WE ALL CALL HER PRINCESS, but I will say this: “her majesty” was also famous around the office for pronouncing the word archive, as “r-CHIVE.”

Anycustommetal, here are a few plates that make the already solid argument that Vanity license plates are truly THE WORST.

Disclaimer: Due to the law of averages, I’m sure some of you hookers reading this post are rocking a VLP on your car’s caboose, and to y’all I say:

“I wasn’t talking about YOU, I’m sure YOUR vanity license plate is totally awesome and NOT pathetic!”

 

Honesty is the best policy.

Honesty is the best policy.

Ballsy move.

Ballsy move.

Classy.

Classy.

Seems like a fair trade off.

Seems like a fair trade off.

Good advertising!

Good advertising!

Freaky and FILTHY.

Freaky and FILTHY.

Both the car and "Fur Taco" haven't been cool since the 80s.

Both the car and “Fur Taco” haven’t been cool since the 80s.

Old Dirty Bastard Approved.

Old Dirty Bastard Approved.

Just how many kids do you love?

Just how many kids do you love?

My guess is the driver ALWAYS carries candy.

My guess is the driver ALWAYS carries candy.

Don't shake the baby!

Don’t shake the baby!

Winnie's Wife.

Winnie’s Wife.

I'll bet she's a delight in traffic!

I’ll bet she’s a delight in traffic!

Lolz.

Lolz.

Sportscars and Viagra go hand in (tiny flaccid) hand.

Sportscars and Viagra go hand in (tiny flaccid) hand.

Another satisfied Floridian.

Another satisfied Floridian.

Still beats texting and driving!

Still beats texting and driving!

Mister

Mister

At least they're honest.

At least they’re honest.

Again, nice to see Florida repping itself nicely.

Again, nice to see Florida repping itself nicely.

Don't mind if I do.

Don’t mind if I do.

Natural gas.

Natural gas.

Yaaaasss!

Yaaaasss!

So sad this one's already taken.

So sad this one’s already taken.

 

And my personal favorite, the only one of these babies that actually makes sense:

AMENZ.

AMENZ.

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Comments

Honk if You Hate Vanity License Plates — 3 Comments

  1. We used to live down the street from a plate that said AXMRDRR. We appreciated the heads-up, and the extra inspiration to find a new home!

    • I’m glad you moved away, the only thing worse than living next to an axe murderer is living next to a DUMFKK that would have it on his plates!

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