Home Alone is one of the greatest Holiday Films of the 1990’s (The Muppet Christmas Carol is #1, just in case you were keeping score.) Chances are you’ve seen it, loved it, and re-watched it a gagillion times. There’s just something about the plucky Kevin McCallister that everyone loves, well unless you’re an un-fun and pretentious festering boil on humanity.
Personally, the John Hughes/Chris Colombus classic gets quite a bit of play in my household. Angry Baby LOVES both Home Alone and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, she requests that we watch “Kevin,” just about everyday. Thankfully, she’s easily distracted and I’ve got it down to 2 viewings a week. Here’s a photo of Angry Baby and her inflatable T-Rex taking in a screening together.
That’s why when I was on the can this morning scrolling through Jezebel, I had to click on this video. It’s of a puppy pug reenacting Home Alone, while an adorable child narrates.
Ladies, you might suffer from precious overload, seriously…the adorability quotient in this clip is OFF THE CHARTS! Men, hold on to your privates, and tell those gonads to go-nowhere, because there’s a significant chance you will spontaneously sprout ovaries after witnessing all this CUUUUUUUUUUTE!
I CAN’T EVEN TAKE IT! OMG! SO STINKING ADORBZ! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I JUST MORPHED INTO TAYLOR SWIFT, COMPLETE WITH LISA FRANK STATIONERY AND KITTEN SHAPED EARMUFFS! THESE PUGS AND THAT KID ARE TOO PRESHY WESHY FOR WORDS!!!!!!
YES, I REALIZE THAT PRESHY WESHY IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER SPRUNG FROM MY HILARIOUS FINGERTIPS, BUT, I.D.G.A.F!!!!
Side Note: Did you know that there are people with Home Alone tattoos? Ayup. Here are just a few of the FOREVER BEAUTIFUL masterpieces I found on the interwebs, you’ll notice the majority are devoted to those loveable attempted child-murderers, The Wet Bandits.
In non-Wet Bandit Skin Ink news, Here’s my personal favorite, it’s a tribute to Fuller, the bladder-challenged cousin with a weakness for soda.