Selfie is 2013’s Word of the Year (Alternate Title: Humanity is Donezo)

Happy Monday you miserable mutts. If you are like me, you’re freezing your chestnuts off and wondering how you’re going to get through the insanity that is this week. Thanksgiving and Hanukkah come Thursday and officially kick off the Holidays. The Stress! The Fights! The Weirdos! All of these things and more, await us between now and New Year’s Day.

L'chaim! (It's all downhill from here.)

It’s all downhill from here. (L’chaim!)

In lieu of planning out how we’re going to shame-chug egg nog for the next 36 days, let’s instead turn our glowering hatred towards something else spiraling out of control, TODAY’S SOCIETY!

The title “word of the year,” is given out by the Oxford Dictionary to any guttural utterance that enough mouthbreathers grunt out or hamfist onto their keyboard in a given year. Last week they officially crowned SELFIE as 2013’s word of the year. Why? Because selfie had a 17,000% increase in usage this year. We’re doomed.

With such a terrible WOTY choice, those trashy whores at Oxford really put the DICK in Dictionary, and the final nail in the coffin of the human race. In honor of our impending destruction, here are a few of my FAVORITE TERRIBLE SELFIES! 

So dust your best duckface off, and make that coffee and Irish one, we’ve got some cringing to do!

Nanas love to help.

Nanas love to help.

Just another sh*tty selfie.

Just another sh*tty selfie.

Forget the tramp in hot pants, more of that balloon belly in the background!

Forget the tramp in hot pants, more of that balloon belly in the background!

This old man, he shot one.

This old man, he shot one.

Like a sauce.

Like a sauce.

Ladies, I'm pretty sure he's still single!

Ladies, I’m pretty sure he’s still single!

Still beats most pregnancy photoshoots.

Still beats most pregnancy photo shoots.

Grind it!

Grind it!

No jokes, just love.

No jokes, just love.

Mom in the doorway giving a textbook, "da fuq?!" face.

Mom in the doorway giving a textbook, “da fuq?!” face.

The camera is trolling this photo so hard.

The camera is trolling this selfie so hard.

Such a natural beauty!

Such a natural beauty!

RIP Humanity.

The Funeral Selfie= RIP Humanity.

And presenting, my ALL TIME FAVORITE SELFIE IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET, the classic and GAME CHANGING, COOKIE MONSTER GANGSTA!

Thug 4 Lyfe

Thug 4 Lyfe

(Thanks, Kath!)

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Selfie is 2013’s Word of the Year (Alternate Title: Humanity is Donezo) — 2 Comments

  1. Hands off the guy in the Nickelback cut off tee ladies! He’s MINE! That slice of heaven was just what I needed to kick off my Monday. Oh Cribsy, you know the way to my heart 😀

  2. My pleasure, I LIVE TO GIVE. Horse’s ass-face is also quite the dreamboat, but I’d trade them both for Rockstar can guy.

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