Happy Monday you miserable mutts. If you are like me, you’re freezing your chestnuts off and wondering how you’re going to get through the insanity that is this week. Thanksgiving and Hanukkah come Thursday and officially kick off the Holidays. The Stress! The Fights! The Weirdos! All of these things and more, await us between now and New Year’s Day.
In lieu of planning out how we’re going to shame-chug egg nog for the next 36 days, let’s instead turn our glowering hatred towards something else spiraling out of control, TODAY’S SOCIETY!
The title “word of the year,” is given out by the Oxford Dictionary to any guttural utterance that enough mouthbreathers grunt out or hamfist onto their keyboard in a given year. Last week they officially crowned SELFIE as 2013’s word of the year. Why? Because selfie had a 17,000% increase in usage this year. We’re doomed.
With such a terrible WOTY choice, those trashy whores at Oxford really put the DICK in Dictionary, and the final nail in the coffin of the human race. In honor of our impending destruction, here are a few of my FAVORITE TERRIBLE SELFIES!
So dust your best duckface off, and make that coffee and Irish one, we’ve got some cringing to do!
And presenting, my ALL TIME FAVORITE SELFIE IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET, the classic and GAME CHANGING, COOKIE MONSTER GANGSTA!