Ever wonder what REALLY happens with a “happily ever after,” fairy tale ending? Photographer and digital artist, Dina Goldstein decided to explore the private lives of various Disney Princesses and fairy tale heroines, in a series of photographs titled: “Fallen Princesses.”
Go ahead and chuck your gilded fairy tale anthologies and give the frozen corpse of Walt Disney the finger, because these are the most realistic endings EVER.
First up, remember Belle, from Beauty and the Beast? Yeah, of course you do…who could forget a singing bookworm who’s into humping on mangy, mean, beasts? Well, it looks like Belle got caught up with being considered belle, and she’s obsessed with plastic surgery.
How about Ariel? The Little Mermaid, has hit hard times, and is now working the aquarium circuit.
Aladdin’s Princess Jasmine has traded her slutty midriffs for fatigues:
Snow White is stuck in a house with screaming dwarves (her children) and a husband who doesn’t help or care.
Because the series is not just about DISNEY princesses, here’s a more realistic and biohazard infested, Princess and the Pea…
Bwahahahahaha! Here’s Pocahontas, who morphed into a CRAZY CAT LADY!
In a non-princess inclusion, here’s Little Red Riding Hood. Only, thanks to fast food and stress eating, she’s no longer little. Obviously, this hot and curvy b*tch is the ONLY ONE who made out with happily ever after.
For a total bum-out, here’s Rapunzel on chemo.
Looks like Sleeping Beauty decided to go back to her lazy as f*ck ways, and sadly…her Prince Charming was left to age and decay by her bedside.
And the grand royal princess of them all, Cinderella. Poor Cinderella dumped her shoe fetish in lieu of a much more comforting and mind-numbing obsession: BOOZE!
Dina Goldstein is officially my new favorite photographer. Matter of fact, check out this incredible series she did called, “In the Dollhouse,” it’s all about the sexless relationship between Barbie and Ken.
Here’s one of the photos from the set, it shows the perennially pink princess in all her glory (taking a dump) while homegirl Ken shaves his legs.