Give Your Inner Child A Laugh With These TERRIBLE SCHOOL NAMES!

Even though I’m a crusty old tramp who drinks her lunch every day and enjoys the DGAF mentality that being in my 30’s affords…maturity wise, I’m essentially a 12-year old boy.

That’s why this morning, when I came across a post about “Unfortunate Names for Schools,” I had to share the laugh out loud monikers with you. Because let’s face it, you trashy sluts are just as immature (read terrible) as I am, that’s why we’ve been pals all these years.

So sit back, continue to do absolutely nothing, and enjoy THE WORST SCHOOL NAMES IN THE HISTORY OF EDUCATION! 

First up is a University in Argentina:


I love that the University of Moron goes by the abbreviation, UM.“Ummmmmmmmm, this is a school of Morons!” 

Speaking of moronic things to name your school:


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But there are far worse, more spot-on, names for a middle school:


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My guess is everyone here gets their lunch money stolen.


Next up, two words that should never next to each other in a school name:



Hahaha! Of course this is a HIGH school.

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To be fair, you’ll always find Cougars where there’s weed…it’s how they get hapless pizza boys to do “chores,” for them! 


Yes, I know this next one is not pronounced like “butt,” however, I just couldn’t resist when I found out their mascot was the pirate. BUTTE PIRATES FOREVER!

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Worthington Hooker School is a REAL place in Connecticut, and while any “Hooker School,” is A+ in my book, they got extra credit for life with their bumper stickers.

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I’m guessing no one in the administration at this school has been in public since the 1950’s.

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And last, but certainly not least, MY FAVORITE!

Say hello to a school that guarantees everyone named Shelly is going to reach the highest peaks of learning:

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When it comes to all of these terrible school names, I speak for everyone when I say: THOSE POOR TEACHERS! 



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