Vladimir Putin, famous Despot and notorious stunt queen, divorced his wife of 30 years this summer. And while it’s rumored he’s already moved on with a young Russian gymnast (of course) if he’s still looking for love, Putin’s in luck because his country is a treasure trove of beautiful, single, people.
The country is no stranger to gorgeous wedding photos, but thanks to the world-connecting capacity of the internet, it’s now apparent that Mother Russia is home to the most elegant and classy single people in the world. American E-Harmony whores and Match.com guzzlers, take notes, because this is how it’s DONE!
Warning: The following images are so HOT AND TANTALIZING, you might be tempted to leave it all behind and board the next flight for Moscow!
Let’s start this party off with an understated rose and spiderweb fedora shot (with a little nib of the nipple.) Nothing says: “I’m available,” like balloons, indoor umbrella usage, and ripped jeans. Maybe some sexy fruit eating photos are more your speed? Ladies, I’m pretty sure she’s up for it! Classic Banana as a Peen Pic: Perhaps a skeezier, younger, Justin Timberlake-type is more your speed: All these sexxxy people are making me HOT (and thirsty for knock-off Monster energy drinks.) Wearing stuff on your head is a bit of a trend, as you can see: Roses are always out-CLASSING hair! What does the fox say? “DATE THIS MAN!’ Just your classic schoolgirl, wearing boots from the 1986 JCPenney’s fire sale catalogue: And finally, the hottest slut on the stroll, sometimes there are no words, just love: via