This Christmas, Anchorman 2 premieres and while we’ve been gifted with trailers, teasers and Dodge Durango commercials, I’m HUNGRY FOR MORE RON BURGUNDY!
As if an answer to my polyester prayers and rich mahogany dreams , Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream announced that they are releasing an Anchorman themed flavor called, Ron Burgundy’s Scotchy Scotch Scotch!
The confection is a butterscotch ice-cream with butterscotch caramel swirls, and is a LIMITED EDITION, so swoop it up while you can. Why are all the BEST FLAVORS limited? It’s just hurtful.
Ron Burgundy’s Scotchy Scotch Scotch is already available at Ben & Jerry’s ice cream parlor locations, and will hit the grocery stores any minute.
All this sweet Scotch on Scotch action is sure to get the attention of another favorite Ron of mine.
The simple fact is, you could throw in some bacon bits, a few steak scraps from Mulligan’s and this new Ron Burgundy Scotch-based flavor would magically morph into a RON SWANSON FLAVOR.
Oh Ben and Jerry’s, YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN! Scotchy Scotch Scotch is this year’s Sweddy Balls, and while no one can touch Alec Baldwin’s ‘Balls, I can’t wait to wrap my lips around some ‘Scotch.
Next step is to procure a pint and engage in something I’m going to call, “Afternoon Delight.”
It involves locking myself in a closet, eating every last drop of the Scotch ice cream while quoting lines from Anchorman and pretending like I don’t have obligations on the other side of the door.
Until that sweet moment, it’s back to Whore Island for me. Happy Ice Cream Hunting!