Citizens of humanity, go ahead and wrap up any final arrangements for your time on planet Earth. Spend all of your money, burn bridges with bosses, and tell so and so what you really think about them. If doomsday preparation is your thing, make that last purchase from Off Grid Survival and “bug out,” ’cause sh*t’s about to get REAL.
Candian Weapons of Mass Destruction Avril Lavigne and Nickelback’s Chad Kroger, have teamed up to record a song and it was leaked online yesterday.
I dare everyone to listen to Chavril’s aural abomination, it’s called:
“The First of the Four Horsemen, “Let Me Go.”
Didn’t want to murder your eardrums with this nonsense? No problem, I’ll break down the song so you don’t have to offend those delicate seashell-ears of yours.
Take a Nickelback tune, have it hump an Avril Lavigne song on a pile of vomit in a bus station bathroom, infuse every cliché from late 90’s rock, sprinkle in Chad Kroger singing way too high, and you’ve got the gist of it.
“Let Me Go?”
More like: Let me go run to the can because this song gave me a violent case of “Chavrils.”