Oh beautiful for spacious thighs…America’s large and in charge, y’all! They can take our freedoms but don’t you dare try to take our ice cream novelties.
What would happen if an ice cream truck man decided to substitute the good sh*t (veggies and fruits) in place of sugary delights?
Lovable internet prankster, Roman Atwood decided to get his hands on an ice cream truck and stock it with ice-cold vegetables and fruits. The results range from sad to hilarious with a generous portion of adorable kids acting better than adults (as usual).
If you want to laugh and watch children get tortured with health, I urge you to watch “The Healthy Prank.” And just so you know, at the end all the participants were given their rightful orders for FREE.
My personal highlights included…
- Bro at the 1:00 mark: “THAT’S FALSE ADVERTISING!”
- (1:22) The little girl who actually asks for the apple and dad cheering her on.
- (1:26) When Roman hands the teens a couple of cucumbers and explains: “You’re gonna keep your figure forever,” one responds, “OH MY GOD! I just want my Choco-Taco!”
- (1:45) The winner of it all is the red-headed girl with good manners. The way she says, “No Thank You.” is a performance of nuanced comedy genius.
While I applaud Roman Atwood and his merry band of pranksters, I must use this post as a platform to plea for NO copycats of this prank. See, I’m very passionate about my frozen ice cream novelties from a truck. I love the dirtbag sales dude, paying 3 bux a pop for spun ice and high fructose corn-syrup, the drama of flagging the stupid thing down, it’s all great.
I can’t be held responsible for my actions if someone hands me an eggplant instead of my usual Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Ice Cream Head Complete with gumball eyes.
Suffice to say, there would be a 70% chance of me getting thrown in jail.
And you know what? I’m not the only fanatic out there. Just look at this dude’s skin-tribute to the Michelangelo of iced confections, a Michelangelo TMNT Pop. You wanna tell this nutjob that he’s getting a carrot instead? Something tells me you’d end up in his crawlspace.
Let’s leave the vegetable pranks to where they rightfully belong: in Veggie Hamburger Patties! After all these years, I still can’t stop laughing at that prank! PURE NONSENSE!!!
I mean, who would actually eat a hamburger made of vegetables!?