Princess Problems

Princesses! What a bunch of whiny sluts. Amirite, folks!? The disproportionate wealth, the opulent surroundings, and all that f*cking satin. They’re just awful. Of course, because we live in an entitled culture that teaches our girls to be demanding divas … Continue reading

Post By Mad Dad: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

“What are you doing back there?” Thirty-two years in and it’s shocking just how many times I’ve been asked this by a female. It’s typically something you don’t ever want to hear. The best answer is “I don’t know” and … Continue reading