Greetings fellow Justin Timberlake enthusiasts, once again it is time this esteemed group meet and discuss our beloved cause. After all, we are the internet’s first society devoted to proving that Justin Timberlake is worthy of love and admiration.
Hold on to your monocles, frilly cravats and velvet smoking jackets, I’ve got some positively wonderful news my dear Timberlake Appreciation Society Members!
No, someone didn’t leak nude dong photos of JT, nor did he decide to leave that bag of boring he calls a wife, Oatmeal Biel. This news item involves Justin’s latest and WILDLY SUCCESSFUL album, The 20/20 Experience.
20/20 has already sold millions of copies, and with a summer tour co-headlining with Jay-Z, Justin is busy as a beautiful and well-chiseled bumblebee. At the Timberlake Appreciation Society we love this because it means our founding cause will continue to glitter in the glorious spotlight of the press for the foreseeable future.
Back in March on Ryan Seacrest’s morning show, Justin told the
Keebler Elf Seacrest the following:
“Let me clear a rumor up,” he told Seacrest at the time. “The news that this is only the first half of the album, that’s true. That’s all I’m going to say!”
Yesterday Timbsy instagrammed this photo documenting him working in the studio.
If you’ll notice there’s also a hand written note in the pic that says “The 20/20 Experience (2 of 2) Sept. 30th.”
That’s right, the 2nd part of the DOUBLE ALBUM is being released September 30th, 2013! AHHHHHH!!!! This is just wonderful! After being sun-bleached and dehydrated in the desert of no JT new music for YEARS, 2013 is shaping up to be an oasis of Justin.
Just think, dear colleagues: come September we’ll have an entire new set of tunes and grooves, to fall in love with and hump on sailors to. Timberlake is working with Questlove of the Roots, and will no doubt reveal more as the date draws closer. Until that sweet day, we’ll just have to continue to rock the heck out of part one.
TAS MEMBERS: THESE TRULY ARE OUR HALCYON DAYS! Huzzah!
Until next time, keep the Justin drool flowing and the haters blowing.
The Founder of the Timberlake Appreciation Society
On an unrelated note: This weekend I watched the 2001 Lance Bass/Joey Fatone vehicle, On the Line, while I was stinking drunk.
Let me just say, it was as awful as I’d hoped it would be. Lance Bass playing a romantic lead is by far one of the most HILARIOUS casting choices in the history of Hollywood. Sloane from Entourage was the girl he was pretending to be into for the sake of movie magic, but the real love sparks flew between Lance and Joey. While I’m pretty sure the FAT ONE is as straight as a beef jerky machine, I was left with a longing to see Joey tap that Bass.