The Easter Bunny is no Santa Claus.
Don’t get me wrong, he’s a pretty cool dude. I think we all can agree surprise trinkets, hidden eggs and delicious candies are a nice touch, but the buck-toothed fur ball has nothing on the ultimate Polar Bear, Saint Nick.
Case in Point: Mall Santas usually provide adorable photos with children and ironic teens. Oh sure, a few of them are filthy alcoholics reeking of pee and maple syrup, but Santa snapshots generally turn out non-terrifying.
The same cannot be said for Easter Bunny Photos. ALL are horrific and traumatizing. One look at the following creep-outs and you’ll forever agree that the Easter Bunny needs to cut his photo-op nonsense out, because that sh*t is not cute.
Now, feast your eyes on the various freaks of the Easter Bunny Circuit, and good luck EVER SLEEPING AGAIN!
In closing, there’s nothing sadder than an old queen in make-up who creeps on the young.