When I was a kid, a favorite school activity of mine was reading and interpreting graffiti in the girl’s restroom.
Usually, it involved one of two things:
1. Calling out a specific individual for past indiscretions: “Renee is a skank who doesn’t change her tampon!” and “Julie’s a ho-bag slut who loves to lick pubez.”
2. Crude drawings of dongs.
This was my standard adolescent toilet literature. (Suddenly, it all makes sense!)
When I moved on to college, the walls became crowded with funny and engaging prose. From burning a mean professor or shredding an ex-lover to quotes from cult movies, the university bathroom stalls were always scrawled with comedy gold.
Even today, as an adult, when I go to a public restroom seedy enough to have note-worthy graffiti outside of the standard, “Boo + T-Bone= 4 EVA!” I always make sure to share the laughs/ wisdom with everyone outside of the stall.
That’s why when a reader sent me a link to an article titled: Wise Words From Bathroom Stalls, I knew I just had to share the best with you.
First up, the deep thinker…
Hot graffiti on graffiti action:
Excellent and timely advice:
LOL = Laughing out logs.
Audience Feedback is a plus:
I’m going to start screaming this at everything that infuriates me:
Hand drawn urinal advice:
Because the majority of my tireless “research” involves a series of related clicks down a rabbit hole of internet foolery, I ended up at my new favorite website, From the Bathroom Wall, it showcases hilarious graffiti, bathroom wall and BEYOND.
Check out these GEMS I found…
The preacher gettin’ preached:
And more hilarity from BEYOND
The classic “Your Mom” written on the side of a wiener:
Perfect Sign Placement:
Anyone who’s ever been to Southern Decadence knows all about these:
A tragic statistic:
Today, I challenge each of you to document the GOLD Graffiti you come across in your life. Then share it with friends, freaks and complete strangers…what I’m trying to say is: SUBMIT THEM TO MEEEE, I LOVE THIS BATHROOM CRAP!