The nighttime is the right-time for lovers. Tonight I come to you with a speedo-clad Adonis who decided to join in on a workout at a resort he was visiting. What transpired was part beautiful poetry and part commercial for Jello Pudding Pops.
Make sure to watch it alone with Kenny G softly playing in the background.
WARNING! The actual song they are working out to is called, “Big D*ck,” so make sure your Nana has gone to bed before watching it at full volume. (NSFW!)
Judging by the music, cyrillic writing and the fact that his belly looks like a Vodka Pinata, the internets are saying he’s Russian.Somewhere there’s a chafed ballsack “Red Dawn” joke to be made.
I Love how At the 4:32 mark our Comrade notices he’s being filmed and sucks in/ tries to act like he’s not tired as hail and over it. Faking vigor and sucking in are two moves I wrote the book on. It takes a master to recognize greatness in another. Slow clap for this portly sexpot, he’s the real hero.