These Churro Waffles Will Make Your Cinnamon Buns Massive

 

Folks, mark today in your books, it’s a glorious occasion.

Today is the day I introduce you to what is hands down the greatest food, let alone breakfast offering in the history of taste buds.

Say hello to Chica Chocolatina’s CHURRO WAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET IN MAH MAWF!!!!

GET IN MAH MAWF!!!!

If you’re reading this and asking “What’s a Churro?” 1. My Condolences. and 2. Seek out and procure one, immediately.

Usually, a Churro can be found wherever Carnival Food is sold. But perhaps you’re an elitist hag who doesn’t like to make out with Carnys OR you live on a frozen tundra? Don’t worry, there’s a place where ANYONE CAN TRY A CHURRO (for a very steep price,) Walt Disney World!

 

Pay all that money and it still looks like a dong.

Pay all that money and it still looks like a dong.

 

Everyone who has been lucky enough to have tasted the mana of the Gods that is the Churro, you know how incredible these CHURRO WAFFLES ARE!

Because I’m a giver who lives to give, I’ve included the mind-blowing recipe from Chica Chocolatina.

You will need…

For the Churro Waffles:

1 teaspoon salt

4 teaspoons baking powder

2 tablespoons white sugar

2 eggs

2 cups of all purpose flour

1 1/2 cups warm milk

1/3 cup butter, melted

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

3 shakes of “cinnamon plus” (Crib Keeper’s Note: I looked it up and it’s a fancy dancy spice peddled by Pampered Chef. Here’s a Copykat recipe .)

For the churro topping:

1 cup of white sugar

1/2 cup cinnamon

1/2 cup of melted butter

Instructions:

1. In a large bowl, mix together flour, salt, baking powder and sugar; set aside. Also at this time you can combine your churro topping and set it aside. Preheat waffle iron

2. In a separate bowl, beat the eggs. Stir in the milk, butter and vanilla. Pour the milk mixture into the flour mixture; Next fold in three shakes of cinnamon beat until blended

3. At this time you can also melt your 1/2 cup of butter used to pour over waffles. Next generously spray your waffle iron with no stick cooking spray. Then ladle the batter into a preheated waffle iron. Cook the waffles until golden and crisp. Once fully cooked immediately pour melted butter on each side of the waffle and then dip each buttered side into your cinnamon/sugar churro mixture.

 

4. CHOMP THEM DOWN, CHUMPS!

 

Can you even imagine my darlings!? I cannot wait to try these. I think it’s safe to say these babies are the future “Cause of Death” written on my Death Certificate.

Here’s to the delightful marriage of two of the world’s most incredible edibles!

And let me be the FIRST say: I sincerely hope that Pancakes get kicked in the butter pat. Waffles are a far superior syrup dispensing apparatus. It’s time that Wheezy Old Queen, Pancakes gave up its crown.

WAFFLES ROOL, ‘CAKES DROOL!

Get f*cked, pancakes.

Get f*cked, pancakes.

 


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These Churro Waffles Will Make Your Cinnamon Buns Massive — 7 Comments

  1. Waffles are never going to topple the glory of a teetering tower of flapjacks! I’ll flippy those waffles the finger!

  2. O. M. G. Yes, I DID just use that phrase. This weekend, my house. Churro waffles happening. (And thank you for the recipe!!)

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