Delicious Wisdom
You’ll have to forgive me, I’m very bitter today.
THE WONDERFUL HOLIDAYS ARE OVER. It’s back to a soul-crushing, daily routine and quite frankly, yours truly is hostile about it.
Thankfully, the Daily Mail, a juicy little paper from across the pond, hooked me up with some much-needed laughs.
I give you their succinctly titled gallery, “Welcome to 2013: Shameful scenes of booze-fuelled New Year’s chaos in cities across Britain.”
Because I know you are too lazy to scroll through all of them, I’ve decided to share my favorites with you.
Let your bitter cackling laughs and cruel chortles at other’s misfortune, be the salve you need to salvage this dump of a day. DRINK IN THE SPLENDOR!
Awww, a couple dry-humpin’ while standing on the side sidewalk, how romantic!
Sadly our couple fell, and it was discovered that Macaulay Culkin would look frightening in drag.
Let these Angelic Beauties with impeccable fashion Inspire you
The queen sits on a throne of pavement, chewed gum, and bad decisions.
Bite it!
This vision decided to squire mother nature about town on her arm.
Here’s our nature lover again, “giant hotdogs” indeed!
Sexy Where’s Waldos
“And that’s how I met your grandmother.”
Once again, the exquisite Fashion choices must be noted.
Sagging dude can’t handle his booze, pees his saggin pants.
There she is…
…the Crib Keeper’s personal lifestyle and beauty inspiration for 2013…
…in a word: breathtaking!
If you ask me, this gallery should have been called: “The second-most beautiful and classy drunks on earth (behind www.grouchymuffin.com readers, of course.)”
Much needed! I just want to let you know that you are not alone in the bitter department of this “back to the daily grind” hate filled Wednesday. My Love left, again, to go back to the Army bright and early yesterday morning. Needless to say I am so very sad. So not only a big thank you for the laughs, but also thank you for letting me know I am not the only person who simply hates today and the mind numbing monotony it brings. Sigh
Oh Misty! I’m so sorry, my stars that BLOWS. You’re entitled to be bitter for awhile…on a positive note: YOU’RE IN LOVE WITH A HERO!
The best thing about this sh*t show of a day being over is simple: TOMORROW IS ONE DAY CLOSER TO FRIDAY!!!!!
Youre right! I mean hey, I could be dragging a shrub around the city in my bestest ‘lady of the night’ getup! See? Youre remedy worked, it could be worse…much, much worse
I think I see my future wife.
Absolutely. Any of these treasures would be a fitting “Auntie Fre”