You’ll have to forgive me, I’m very bitter today.
THE WONDERFUL HOLIDAYS ARE OVER. It’s back to a soul-crushing, daily routine and quite frankly, yours truly is hostile about it.
Thankfully, the Daily Mail, a juicy little paper from across the pond, hooked me up with some much-needed laughs.
I give you their succinctly titled gallery, “Welcome to 2013: Shameful scenes of booze-fuelled New Year’s chaos in cities across Britain.”
Because I know you are too lazy to scroll through all of them, I’ve decided to share my favorites with you.
Let your bitter cackling laughs and cruel chortles at other’s misfortune, be the salve you need to salvage this dump of a day. DRINK IN THE SPLENDOR!
If you ask me, this gallery should have been called: “The second-most beautiful and classy drunks on earth (behind www.grouchymuffin.com readers, of course.)”