Pretty Maids, All in a Row

With Autumn in full swing and Halloween but mere weeks away, let’s visit one of my FAVORITE internet haunts this time of year, the website for Niagara Fall’s Haunted House, Nightmares Fear Factory.

You see, while I’ve never personally been to this particular year-round scare emporium in person, their web presence is synonymous with cheap laughs at the expense of terrified customers.

Due to Nightmare Fear Factory’s camera set up at just the right scariest moment during the tour, beautiful tableaux like the following abound:

ERMAHGERD U GUYZ!

I’m in love with the vision on the right.

Avert your eyes, yo!

Resisting the urge to Photoshop in a dong.

She’s hiding from being photographed with the Heisman Trophy of dipsh*ts.

Red-haired hoochie is making my day.

In my best Maury Povich Voice: “You are NOT the father!”

Human kid-shield: ENGAGE!

Young love.

So join me in giving Monday morning productivity the finger and visit the gallery section of Nightmare Fear Factory’s Flickr Stream. You’ll be lost in a sea of redneck flesh and hammy scare-faces!

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