Honey Boo Boo as Read by Christopher Walken

A Redneck Star is Born.

There are two types of people in this world:

1.Those who know who “Honey Boo Boo Child” is.

and

2. Those who pretend to not know who “Honey Boo Boo Child” is.

Any way you scrape the bottom of the barrel, one thing can’t be denied, the cultural snuff series, “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,” is currently the hottest thing on television. Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

Sure, “Honey Boo Boo Child” is most likely one (if not two) of the four horsemen, but tons of you skanks out there can’t get enough. Which brings me to the matter at hand…

While interviewing Sam Rockwell, Christopher Walken and Colin Farrell about upcoming flick, Seven Psychopaths, the good folks over at Screen Junkies made magic happen. The interviewer was able to coax the men into reading transcripts from the TLC network’s Shakespearean drama, “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.”

If you didn’t worship Christopher Walken before, you surely will be smitten whilst you watch him utter the words: “Vajiggle Jaggle.”

Props to Colin Farrell for attempting a southern accent (and failing miserably.)

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