GET IN MAH MAWF: The Holiday Pringles Edition

Up for anything holiday-related.

Hi, my name is The Crib Keeper, and in addition to using cliché joke introductions, I’m also a real “Holiday Slut.”

No, the term “Holiday Slut,” doesn’t refer to what you did on spring break all those semesters ago…I mean it in a far more wholesome and money-wasting way.

If there’s a product, be it edible, smellable, decorative or potable, and the item has the word, “Holiday” written on the outerbox, you can bet your santa bags that I’ll buy it. I’m a slut for the festive and have no problem throwing my coins at Limited Edition Holiday products. 

Of course, for every “Great Value Holiday Sparkling Cranberry Soda,” success story, there’s a ton of “Pumpkin Spice Hershey’s Kisses,” disasters. I never know what will be a complete waste of $ until I’ve already fallen prey to the “Holiday” label. It’s a risk I take willingly.

November first, Pringles will be debuting a line of Holiday Themed Potato chip Flavors available for a measly $1.79 at retailers all over the country. Behold! The flavors: Pumpkin Pie Spice, White Chocolate Peppermint and Cinnamon Sugar.

Come to mama.

In all fairness, Wal-Mart is going to be the ONLY place where you can purchase the Pumpkin Pie Spice Pringles, so you’ll need to start thinking of who you can bribe to go snag you some from your local Hell-hole Wal-Mart.

Let me just take this moment to address those of you reading this screaming, “GROSS!” at your screens. For starters, stop yelling at inanimate objects, you come off as crazy. Secondly, I told you at the top of this post that I was a “Holiday Slut,” and I meant it. Love me or leave me.

If I want taste what will most likely be described by my taste buds as, “a radio-active potato doing it with a plastic Santa yard decoration,”  it’s my business.

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