GET IN MAH MAWF: The Holiday Pringles Edition

Hi, my name is The Crib Keeper, and in addition to using cliché joke introductions, I’m also a real “Holiday Slut.” No, the term “Holiday Slut,” doesn’t refer to what you did on spring break all those semesters ago…I mean it … Continue reading

Honey Boo Boo as Read by Christopher Walken

There are two types of people in this world: 1.Those who know who “Honey Boo Boo Child” is. and 2. Those who pretend to not know who “Honey Boo Boo Child” is. Any way you scrape the bottom of the … Continue reading