Cheers, fellow pumpkin humpers!
When I awoke this morning, I heard birds chirping a delightful song of celebration, the sun streamed on my pillow in a perfect beam of gloriousness and the world seemed in love with my being here. Then I logged on to my computing device and it became clear to me why it was such an incredible morning.
They now make a PUMPKIN PIE VODKA!
Sweet dreams are made of this.
Now, I know all the hip kids are hating on PUMPKIN FLAVORED stuff this year. Perhaps the haters deem pumpkin pie too “trendy,” or maybe they were just born with cardboard for taste buds. But me? I’m 100% dedicated to PUMPKIN SPICE FLAVORED EVERYTHING.
I’m serious, people.
They could come out with pumpkin flavored Brussel sprouts and I’d pop those disgusting balls in my mouth faster than when I was in college (sleazy wink.) In our house I currently have no less than 27 pumpkin-themed ingestibles. One could easily surmise Pumpkin is my fave flav. (Sorry, Flavor!)
Anydrunkenholidays, Pinnacle Vodka, the inventors of Cotton Candy flavored vodka AKA “Class Juice,” have released a Pumpkin Pie flavored vodka that is described as:
”Rich, sweet pumpkin taste with spicy flavours of cinnamon and nutmeg topped with a delectable dollop of whipped cream.”
Naturally, I’m going to get my mitts on this heavenly stuff ASAP. Must taste this glorious nectar. Why, I’ve even taken the liberty of sharing Pinnacle’s recipes they whipped up just for the new Pumpkin Pie Vodka! Once you’ve procured YOUR OWN bottle, try them out:
Spiced Pumpkin
2 parts Pinnacle® Pumpkin Pie Vodka
1 part Irish Cream
Splash Half & Half
Shake with ice, strain into a cinnamon sugar rimmed martini glass, and garnish with a cherry.
Pumpkin Cider
2 parts Pinnacle® Pumpkin Pie Vodka
1 part Apple Cider
Splash of Fresh Lemon Sour
Shake with ice, strain into a caramel swirled martini glass, and garnish with an apple slice.
Chocolate Pumpkin
2 parts Pinnacle® Pumpkin Pie Vodka
1 part Creme de Cacao
1 part Chocolate Milk
Shake with ice, strain into a crushed graham cracker rimmed martini glass, and top with whipped cream.
YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM…I’m trying them ALL!
This is the point when my mother is most likely going to ask me (in the most dramatic way possible) if I have a drinking problem.The answer is simple: I have a toddler in my house, it’s not a “problem,” as much as it is a necessity. (PS: Hookers with no sense of humor who were just offended by that joke need to step off this site NOW!)
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Awwww…you think I’m hip. =)
I don’t drink coffee, so maybe that’s part of the reason I’m not into pumpkin. Everyone else seems to be into pumpkin spice lattes and such.
I should say I used to like pumpkin pie as a kid. Then something happened. I don’t know what it was. Maybe I ate a whole pie and threw up. Maybe it’s a texture thing. Maybe it’s because every time I see a pumpkin I imagine the gooey seeds and innards between my fingers and gag. That’s probably it.
OMG!!!!! I am so excited!!! I am buying someday this week!!!! Thank you Queen Crib Keeper!
Um i hope u got paid to write this because i am immediately going after work and buying this….
Hopefully it tastes better than whipped cream vodka, which makes me want to cut my wrists and feed hummingbirds with my sugary blood.