I have a new hero this fine day, and I don’t even know her name.
Yesterday, Facebook’s DC Manager (yes, Facebook has an office in Washington DC) Adam Conner was in the security line at Washington’s Dulles International Airport. While in cue, he witnessed a touching act of selflessness and snapped a photo to document the moment.
Apparently this beautiful, fedora-clad, vision was told by airport security that her plastic handle of Smirnoff Vodka was larger than the permitted 3oz. of liquid allowed to carry on-board.
The TSA agent told her to leave the bottle of precious booze behind. Only Homegirl wasn’t having any of that, she decided to get out of line, cracked open the Vodka and started chugging.
Here’s where the story takes a glorious turn.
As the old saying goes, “You can’t take it with you,” our modern-day Mother Teresa started offering all of her fellow travelers a tug on her Smirnoff jug. Did I mention it was 7:30am??
What. A. Giver.
I can’t decide what makes me love her the most:
- Her dedication to making sure no swig of Vodka goes to waste.
- The class and fashionable beauty she naturally exudes.
- Her in-born desire to share with mankind.
- The fact that she’s poppin’ bottles and droppin’ shots at SEVEN THIRTY IN THE MORNING.
Internets, I besiege you: please come forth with the identity of this woman. I must know the name of this saint!