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Happy Tues-the-Extreme night, y’all!
Today was the day of the week you and I embrace living in the extreme! How did I celebrate? By eating a bowl of half-dead/ questionable strawberries: EXTREME PRODUCE INGESTION!
If there’s one thing I love in this cold, cruel, world of internet foolery, it’s when my readers send me hilarious articles and or post suggestions.
Past Caption This contest winner and regular reader, Knotty By Nature, sent me a link to a post on Happy Place called: Worst Human Names is History
Naturally, I had to pick out the biggest gut-busters, and share them with YOU!
WARNING: If you are eating anything while reading these names, you are likely to choke. If you happen to be drinking a liquid? All that is in your vision will probably be covered in spit-take spray. Take proper precautions.
First up is an old friend to our humble little hobo parlor of a website, it’s Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!!!
Hello, old pal.
Vintage grouchymuffin fans and diehards might recognize Beezow from our previous post: YOU WISH THIS WERE YOUR NAME!
If you remember that post, then surely you recall that this was the very article that gave this site our first legitimate shout out from web news juggernaut, Newsy!
Anybraggingjerks, on with the nitwit names!!!! (Feel free to scroll over and click to pause if the slide show is moving too quickly for you!)
(Thanks Kathy! )
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At my previous job, I was compiling a list of students and a foreign student had the unfortunate last name of Kiddyporhn. No idea how he/she pronounced.