As a life-long hedonist, there are many things in this world that bring me joy and unbridled pleasure. But few things match the happiness that laughing at horrible tattoos gives me.
Case in point, I used to live next door to the trashiest teenage girl. Skank had ink all-over by the time she was 15. One morning, as I was heading out to my car, I decided to do what any a-hole who loves watching others make terrible decisions does, I complemented her latest tattoo. If memory serves me correctly, it was a screaming skull on the side of her ribcage. I saw her new ink because at 8am homegurl was already outside in a mid-drift, smoking a cigarette and swigging a “tall boy.”
“Love the skull tattoo,” I
“Thank you! I got it the same day I did THIS one!”
Neighbor-girl then lowered her top and revealed a HUGE script tattoo written across her cleavage. It read, “Live each as your last.”
Hmmm…Last time I checked, the quote was “Live each day as if it were your last.” Of course, I didn’t say a word other than an obligatory, “oooh, neat!” And only when I was safely out of the subdivision did I began guffawing at her gaffe.
Which brings me to today’s post, while surfing the internets for tomfoolery, I came across this collection of TURRIBLE music tattoos.
Gather ’round and enjoy laughing at people who are forever paying tribute to musicians and bands by making awful body art choices!
(I’ll provide the names because some of these are virtually unrecognizable!)
First up, Here’s HANSON! Looking every inch the pedophiles in these portraits:
Because Everyone knows Avril Lavigne’s creepy doll-eyes need a forever tribute:
Then there’s a tatt of Adam Duritz, lead singer for the seminal Dad-rock band, Counting Crows:
Nothing like a tattoo of Creepy Old Bob Dylan to say, “I’m never having sex again!”
Someone should give this person their moneyback:
Hank Williams Jr. ‘Nuff said.
Because the last two things a person wants to see written above a lady’s nether-regions are “Papa” and “Roach.”
I’m told this is supposed to be Dave Matthews. On someone’s foot, no less…
Ted Nugent AKA “The Nooge” AAKA “Uncle Ted:”
Clay “I’m aching for” Aiken:
Crappy Justin Bieber caricature:
And finally, FRED DURST, Lead singer of the 90′s musical abortion, Limp Bizkit!
SO What about YOU my darlings? What’s the worst tattoo you’ve ever witnessed? Did your college roomie have a frog on her inner thigh that said, “Rubbit?’ Or perhaps Memaw has a Larry the Cable Guy “Get-R-Done” tatt? Whatever the situation or artwork, I’m dying to hear all about them!