Well, well, well, here’s something to make your Monday!
Today is September 10th. Why is this of any significance to you?
Because starting today through Halloween, Oreo is selling a limited edition cookie ONLY available at Target stores. Say hello to the CANDY CORN FLAVORED OREO!
The world’s greatest Halloween candy did it with America’s cookie and the results promise to be exquisite.
Candy corn is the business yet haters just lurve to throw shade. To those of you turning your nose up at the delicious and delightful candy corn, I say, PHOOEY ON YOU!
Me? I’ll be at my local Target buying the entire stock.
Something tells me this is all going to end very horribly. I picture a coupla scenarios:
1. I will develop a case of type-2 diabeetus by Halloween.
2. Target security will be called when it is discovered a woman (me) busts open a bag (before she pays for them.) Said lady is so instantly obsessed with the candy corn-flavored, white, mystery cream, she shucks her clothing like an oyster shell and begins rubbing the magical stuff all over her nubile body. In-store.
As for your candy corn-flavored Oreo romance? Who knows where these babies will take you. Tooth rot? Sugar coma? THE SKY’S THE LIMIT!
via (our friends at the Twist)