If you were to distill all the tenets of this clap-trap hobo parlor website into one symbolic toy, this Korean plastic toy play set, would surely be it. Say hello to Kong Sui, the farting doll.
Let it rip.
She’s adorable and comes with her own toilet and bowl of questionable food that is guaranteed to forever give your lil’ cutie the toots!
GIMMIE GIMMIE, I NEED!
Here’s the heat blowing slut in action:
It’s official, I need one of these. Call it off-base, but methinks Queen Kong is gonna conquer the bathroom toyshelves this Holiday season.
Tickle me smell-mo.
This Christmas, what could be a more elegant and spectacular way to pass time with your loved ones while you’re jacked up on fat-laden nogs!? Let’s face it, you’ve worked your whole life to convince your family you’re not a complete failure as a human being, why not give the gift that is sure to impress you’re a “Winner,” all over again.
So understated and elegant.
Internet glory to the first person who can do a Gangnam Style Parody starring lil’ Farting Kong Sui.
(Thanks Derrick!)
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