Anyway you slice it, Pizza Hut is an American company. Founded in the states, the chain of questionable quality pizza pies is a brand synonymous with the good ol’ US of A. You’d think a business that was made with … Continue reading
Bacon lovers of the world, you’re gonna need to sit down for this post. I have some terribly hilarious heartbreaking news. A UK Group, The National Pig Association is predicting Europe’s bacon supply will continue to quickly deteriorate and the world will … Continue reading
Happy Tues-the-Extreme night, y’all! Today was the day of the week you and I embrace living in the extreme! How did I celebrate? By eating a bowl of half-dead/ questionable strawberries: EXTREME PRODUCE INGESTION! If there’s one thing I love in … Continue reading
Good day my fellow Timberlake Appreciation Society members, it’s been ages since we’ve convened in the hallowed halls of our gilded headquarters. To those of you just joining us, let me give you a quick primer: The Timberlake Appreciation Society was … Continue reading
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It’s a new season, y’all! Saturday, marked the return of Autumn, and what better way to celebrate than with the DEBUT article from our NEWEST guest-poster. Meet Tater Peelin’ Mama! Tater is one smart Mammy. In addition to being supremely … Continue reading
It’s September 24th. I’ve roughly been looking forward to this morning for 2.5 months. What’s the occasion? Simple. Today is the premiere of the new season of Sesame Street. For those without kids, AKA people who enjoy uninterrupted sleep and a … Continue reading
As a life-long hedonist, there are many things in this world that bring me joy and unbridled pleasure. But few things match the happiness that laughing at horrible tattoos gives me. Case in point, I used to live next door … Continue reading
Do you remember that band from the late 90′s/ Early 00′s, who had the fat “party dude” lead singer? I’m sorry, I’ll be more specific… ‘Memba, Smashmouth? Liars. Of course you do. I mean who here will ever be able to scour … Continue reading
Satan Claus is laughing his jingle bells off today as humanity was dealt a massive blow. According to a leaked McDonald’s corporate email, the McRib will not be coming back this Fall. Instead, the fat cats at Mickey D’s are boggarting … Continue reading