If you’re a kid in Texas, chances are this weekend is your LAST WEEKEND of the Summer. Of course, everyone else in my great state is CRYING because traffic is about to get f*cking awful in our urban areas. I believe the children are our future and all that sh*t, but School days be messing with the car flow, y’all.
Anyweepingkids, since today is our LAST FRIDAY of the true Summer,LET’S MAKE IT COUNT!
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“Think that’s big, you should see my penis!”
“Highway, please meet danger zone. Danger zone, highway.”
Policy change update: “Don’t ask, don’t tell” has been replaced with “Come on, ask, I dare you.”
So long Cold War, hellllooooooo Hot War!
When wearing 10 inch heels.. always wear a helmet
If you think this looks good, just wait until you see the cock pit!
The New U.S. Army- we’re cocked, locked, and ready to rock.
We’re gonna need a bigger plane.